Bloomberg’s AWKWARD Dog Encounter

Bloomberg's AWKWARD Dog Encounter

Mike Bloomberg has an awkward encounter with a dog. John Iadarola and Jayar Jackson break it down on The Damage Report. Follow The Damage Report on Facebook:

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"Hello, police?! While on the campaign trail recently Michael Bloomberg met a dog and it was ruff. Please send help.

Okay, I’m just going to relay the facts as they present themselves in the video. Michael Bloomberg was in Vermont, shaking hands with Vermonters, wiping maple syrup on his pants leg, shaking more hands, et cetera. A dog was also there. Bloomberg then decided that the right thing to do would be to grip the dogs snout and shake it, handshake-style, and, unfortunately, I believe that we need to lock the man in Arkham Asylum immediately.

I’m not even being political but this is disqualifying. What is the thought process? This is like that brain teaser that asks if horses wore pants whether they’re wear them on the back legs or all the legs. That’s a subject for the Supreme Court, of course, but the question of which part of a dog you shake is not up for debate!

Can you imagine closing a big business deal and instead of gripping Logan Roy’s hand, you stuck your entire hand in his mouth and wiggled the top of his head up and down? That’s what’s happening here. You know who will not get a kiss from daddy? Michael Bloomberg."

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